Well... I'm not a golfer but I thought this was good:
(From Bax & O'Brien / ROCK102)
One day Steve and his wife, Sarah were out playing golf. Everthing was going fairly well for Steve until the 7th hole. he sliced his tee shot a mile to the right so he and his wife had to go looking for the ball. Eventually they came across a shed with the door slightly ajar, and surprisingly enough the ball was lying in the center of the floor.
And so, not wanting to drop a shot, Steve decided to play on instead of taking a penalty by dropping the ball. Sarah noticing that if Steve played a good shot he could get his ball on the green, offered to hold the door open while her husband played the shot. Steve hit the ball, but struck his wife in the temple. She died instantly.
Another five years later, Steve found himself on the same golf course, on the same hole, this time with his friend, Jim. So coincidentally, Steve's tee shot slices right and again lands in the same shed--just like it did five years ago. As Steve thought seriously about what to do, Jim offered to hold the door open so he could take his shot. Suddendly with a look of panic on his face, Steve recalled what happend five years ago and replied, "Hell no!!! the last time I tried that shot it took me seven shots to get on the green!"
BOOYAH!!!
