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		 1.) 13.5 pound scaffolding leveling jack with a 6 x 6 x 1/4 inch steel plate welded to the bottom dropped/thrown corner down on right big toe.Hurt dance= 20 minutes. 
Hurt enough to see spots. 
Bought steel toe boots at 6:00 PM sharp the same day. 
2.) Piece of slag off an air/gas torch (Molten steel 3000°+ F) INSIDE above mentioned steel toe boot. Wearing liner socks under long underwear under wool socks under boots under jeans. Melted right through all the layers to leave a nice purple dot. 
Hurt dance/rolling around on the floor trying to get boots off=about 10-12 minutes.  
That is all. Lucky. 
 
For anyone that hasn't had the pleasure of experienceing the "hurt dance"..................... 
Get a hammer, hit your thumb, very hard. 
		
		
		
		
		
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