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How about a five gallon bucket full of green crabs spilled in the trunk of your parents' car?
Your mom's freezer frozen rock solid with bunker/pogies ...
The crisper in your mom's refridgerator filled with a dozen eels, not known to her on the day of your sister's wedding and reception at your house when she is trying to put food in the fridge but can't ...
a trout saved in a bag that your mom accidentally put back into a cereal box and stored in the cupboard ...
... the list goes on ... granted, your mom can't divorce you, but god bless that poor woman, she experienced a lot of bait faux pas over the years ...
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