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Old 05-04-2007, 11:30 AM   #14
Mike P
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I don't get it--the pants fit him fine when he was a lowly lawyer, but upon being elevated to the esteemed judical office of administrative hearings officer, all of a sudden they needed to be altered

Hell, you don't want to be wearing baggy pants when you've parked your fat ass on the bench wearing a black robe, after all--you might run into a litigant that has X-ray vision, and can see those pants under the bench and robe

And trust me on this one--no one, but no one, has the pants from a thousand dollar plus suit altered at a freakin' dry cleaners. I'm betting it was the pants from a pair of JC Penny's suit separates

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