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i'm not sure if this crosses the invisable line of good jokes but here it is anyway.
One day three men walked into a
pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in
each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The first man pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Second man fished the fly out of his beer, and continued
drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The third man, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out
over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT
YOU B$%@#$*!!!!"
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