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John, a wealthy and single professional, decides he has had enough of the "ratrace".
He finds a farmhouse in Montana miles from the nearest town and settles in. He is relaxed and content. He does not see another human being for 4 months.
One day a man comes walking up his driveway. The man introduces himself as Don explains that he owns the farm over the 'yonder' hill.
Don invites John to his house that evening for a party.
John replies "That would be great, I haven't been out of the house in months".
Don tells him there will be drunkeness at this party.
John replies " That's great, I could use a few drinks".
Don tells him that drunkeness at one of his parties often lead to brawling.
John replies "I am an ex- USMC officer... I think I can handle my own"
Don then tells him that with all the excitement from the brawling mixed with all that alcohol it could lead to some wild and rough sex.
John replies "Hey... I've been here alone for awhile, if you know what I mean"
As Don is leaving John asks "Oh, by the way, what should I wear?"
Don replies "It doesn't matter, It will be just the two of us".
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