a friend of mine was swimming a little to far out i thought...
late at night on the california coast... he was under the influence is all i'll say...
anyways, fearing for his safety... and not wanting to have to rescue him...
as i swim like an otter and float like a cork...
i decided to turn him around as he looked like he was heading to china..
i started with dant dant.... dant dant dant dant -dant dant -dant
dant-dant dant dant... dant- dant dant dant dant dant ....
he comes swimming back to shore as if a big fin was following him
in yelling at me youuuu BASTID !!! ....you fn bastid lol... it was hilarious...