"Better make sure your shoes are tied tight or you'll get jerked out of them"
A friend of mine used to scream at the water "EAT ME Mr. Bass!! EAT ME!" on his first cast..
When a fish really slams a plug ... "He knocked it nekid!"
My all time favorite is when someone asks "Where did you catch em?" we always used to form our finger in the shape of a hook, pull it into the side of our mouth and say with our jaw stretched out, "about right there".
