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L ifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first
> graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:
> Red......................Cherry
> Yellow..............Lemon
> Green...................Lime
> Orange...............Orange
> Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After
> eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
> "Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
> may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror,
> spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes!"
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