Time to pin a note with his address on it to Al Davis' sweater, and point him in the direction of a dog track
"Hi. My name is Al. At one time I was the baddest owner of the baddest franchise in the NFL and my teams were always contenders. Now, I'm just a senile old fool."
How long before he gets a nice young honey and wills her the franchise, like Harold Ballard of the Maple Leafs did?