[Swimmer]

Originally Posted by Tagger

Ok ... This is not the first time this has happened . I go in the mens room today and I have to use the stall . There's probably about six stalls in there. All of a sudden somebody eles comes in and goes in one of the other stalls . Moments later a (thunderous fart) " Hi Honey " ,,, "What are you doing ?" (plop plop), "I love you too" (fizzleblap) ,,,odor is warfing now ,,getting very thick ,, "We going out to dinner tonight ?" (fart,plop)... This goes on and on .. Alot of people are taking advantage of down time and making calls in the pooper.. This guy probably calls his sweety same time every day .. (if she only knew)I've also heard people getting driving directions in the toilet .. amazing ,,,, please remember to wash your hands ..

Thats friekin hilarious. Maybe the wife or his partner enjoys the banter along with the sound effects.