Always happens when you have one item.
The woman in front of you has 15.
Starts to check out, and makes conversation with the clerk about Mary Jane.
Half way thru says to the clerk, isn't that item on sale?
Announcement- make up dept to check out, for price check, please.
Finally, get a total and NOW she takes out her pocket book and puts it on the counter.
If she's paying in cash, unzippers pocket book,
takes out change purse and trys to get 3 cents out of it with 2 fingers.
Puts it on the counter and double counts it.
If she's paying by check she goes into another compartment, all the time talking,and writes it out like it's a freekin document going into a time capsule.
If by credit card, goes into another special special compartment, swipes the card and says "did it go thru?"
Finally finished, instead of moving over, keeps her pocket book on the counter, puts the receipt in another special compartment, zips everything up, puts it on her arm and continues to talk about Mary Jane.
It's a pickle i tell ya, it's a pickle.
