[The Dad Fisherman]

Today is the international "Talk Like A Pirate Day"

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's been driving me nuts all day!!


a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating.
he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?"
The kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my b#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' head!"