Two guys were sittin' at the bar, enjoying a couple Blooberries
.
One guy says, "I had a wonderful dream last night. It was just me and my fishin' rod on a beautiful lake. Just wonderful!"
The other guy says, "Really? Well I had a dream that I was in bed with two beautiful women!"
The first guys says, "What??? You were in bed with two beautiful women and you didn't call me???"
The other guys says, "Well... when I called, your wife said you were out fishing!"
DOH'!
(Hope that wasn't too off-color!)