"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"
When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.
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