Van Stools suck. You have to be a complete BLANKETYBLANK to own and fish one.
If you don't catch and release your fifty- lber, you're a BLANKETYBLANK murderer. And if you're a comm, you're a fascist BLANKETYBLANK murderer.
Boats are for people who don't have BLANKETYBLANK.
Sand sissies have no balls. Real men fish rocks. At night.
Eels are for BLANKETYBLANK. Real men fish wood.
"Chunk?" What's that, a fat Chink?
Evolve. Use braided line.
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