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> A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV,
> and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's about to
> start."
> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
> When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
> "That 's it!" (She blows her top!) ----
> "You sorry bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even
> say hello to me and then expect me to run around bringing you beers, like
> your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron, all
> day long?"
> The husband sighed. "It's started!...."
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