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This is no contest. As Mr Debendetto so helpfully points out, Mr McReynolds has BAD TEETH! Englishmen aside, anyone who cannot be trusted to brush their teeth twice a day is also likely to leave the toilet seat up.........except in Brockton where they usually just piss on the lid.........but the end result is the same...........a moment of imbalance, a moment of terror, followed by a big splash......which any jetty fisherman can relate to......... so Mr McReynold obviously either cannot be trusted, or has a wife with such enormous buttocks she really has no idea what is going on down there anyways. But, kind reader, consider also that even if the latter is the the case, who is to be believed..........a man with the title CAPTAIN in his name, or a man with bad teeth and a fat wife? Why the Captain of course! Master of the sea, a leader of men, an man of stature, with a firm unyielding jaw, good teeth, and a petite wife with a small butt yet unusually large firm breasts with prominent nipples that yearn upward as she wets her lips and smiles invitingly at............someone else other than you, leaving you angry, hateful, and with painful congested gonads....unless of course you are married, past 50, and have kids, in which case you have forgotten what gonads were. Either way, even if the handsome captain is telling the truth, the fcking baztard already has it too good sailing around catching fish all day then banging the bazoongas out of his hot wife every night....probably three or four times a night.......so the hell with him, he doesn't need no stinking world record! My vote goes for the guy with the bad teeth and fat wife.......and your's should too.
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