[Swimmer]

Twas a week before Christmas
When bigfish went out

To spread joy while shopping
When out and about

First to his coffee shop
Where his mirth is always welcome

Then to the stores
Where he'll spend his millions

Drinking his coffee when he goes through the front door
The security guy makes him through his drink out the door.

Still with a smile that cannot be deterred
Larry does his shopping without his favorite liqueur (coffee)

He does not get grumpy
Because to him this is the best day of the year.

He knows there is more coffee
When he leaves the huge store

And more smiles to spread around
When he gets out the store's door

Because this is the day when he shows his true self
And lets everyone see what his insides are about

So to all I say Larry is no grump
He is just a guy who doesn't smile all that $*(**%*% much!