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"True surfcasting" ends, and "everything else begins" when you start buying eels. From there it is just a short step to boats, bunker, and sex with animals. Your wife will leave you, your children shun you, you'll lose your job, your house, your dignity, and one sad day, standing alone on a garbage littered beach, the cold fall wind tearing at your tattered lice infested jacket and freezing the snot dripping over the sores on your face, while a scrawny eel hangs lifeless from your nicotine stained, feces encrusted hand you'll think................
"I wonder who my Yankees play tonight?"
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