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"... You know Santa, this looks like the perfect time to talk about my "new job", a hefty raise, and how about a new house instead of a drafty cave? Also, I want the power to be able to hire and fire ANYONE that I want (Yukon Cornelias, Bumbles the snow monster, and any misfit toys that want to stick around).
Side note - Since Santa elves make the toys, wouldn't it be a problem if they're making sub-standard toys to begin with?
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