[Swimmer]

I came in to work on New Years day and ask if anyone was locked up. Unfortunately the repsonse was yes. Two males were left. However, the female had been released, thank you Jesus. On our booking forms we have the typical nickname or A..K.A. area on the form. The woman, tells the booking officer her nickname is, Deena Biener the Wiener Cleaner, and proceeds to show the officer where the tat is located, at which point he jumps up and starts yelling for the matron to get out here in the lockup. Yup, no ch*t, that was her AKA.