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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,
"I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says,
"Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says,
"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian
sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or if I had asked for German
bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked for a kosher
hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco
would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation,
the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish just
because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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