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Van · 01-08-2003, 08:33 AM

> Subject: Just wondering...
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangling things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
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Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there
is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

01-08-2003, 08:33 AM	#21
Van zoom iTrader: (0) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Quincy Posts: 4,145	Just wondering... > Subject: Just wondering... > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? >> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? >> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!! >> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? >> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? >> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? >> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? >> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? >> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? >> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window. >> Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
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