i have to say this because i have been calling all three school systems to get my home phone number taken off their school cancellations list
because i don't have any children...
and can only hope to inspire your children...
(i am a total into nature kind of guy....see)
anyways the phone rings out in the garage where i'm cutting wood
as its still 10 degree's outside..
and the lady says:
i'm calling to find out why your children are not in school today
and i let out this big belly laugh
and she was

shocked at my response to her statement
then i explained that i have no children
and have been calling to be taken off the list.
