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The real secrets to catching 50# stripers are:
Always fish alone and don`t take any photos. Plus always release your trophies.
Go to a few seminars and jaw with some real fishermen then insinuate you are their friends and they are your mentors.
Draw up detailed diagrams of an imaginary area you fish complete with detailed structure you could never see unless you scuba dived. Make sure to make a few marks here and there denoting where the fifties and sixties spend their summers with you.
Always use a catch and release method of measuring imaginary fish.
More to come later in other imaginary installments.
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