Like I said in another reply post to a similar question. First I would notify my attorney after catching it, but even before then I would have my photographers/cameramen, best boy, gaffers, food concession workers, the drivers for the whole crew, and anyone else nearby sign affidavits to what they saw, insisting on the truth. Then I will weigh it in and duck.
Then I might, no I will, buy all brown clothes so that all the chit everybody throws your way wont show. Might be able to smell it, but at least in a crowd no one will no for sure its you that smell so damn bad.
Of course during this time my attorney wil be signing me onto endrosement packages that would rival anything Peyton Manning or Lebron James receives. So in the end regardless of who says or does what to me I can just go
and have another
with my brother.