No, its not just you! You should have drop kicked her into the parking lot and pushed her face in the snow!!!
That will fix her wagon!!
But seriously.....just ignore that and when she puts your check down.....ask her for more coffee....then when she comes for more coffee, ask her to bring you some more cream.....then when she brings the cream.....tell her you would like a nice piece of Pie to go with the coffee.....then when she brings the Pie.....by then you need more coffee....so ask her for more! By now you will have busted her beans enough and you will feel vindicated!
