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Originally Posted by pmueller
There's so much said about the BBQ. Other than credability, why is the BBQ so important?
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Clemens is starting to lay the Groundwork for the "Smoking Rib" Defense.
We all know that beef is loaded with Growth Hormones so if he can establish that he stuffed his Pie-Hole at the BBQ with an un-godly amount of Ribs and Burgers it would explain the HGH in his system.
He will also try and use this in conjuntion with the "Slick Willy at the Drive-Thru" Defense and claim that he did Chew but never Swallowed