[keeperreaper]

Originally Posted by Mike P

"Though the relationship lasted for seven years and produced two beautiful children, a part of Watts always felt guilty. She wished she could step back in time and recapture her lost virginity. Thinking of how “I could have ruined one of greatest fulfillments of my life,” the first time having sex with a husband, she wanted to “have that opportunity again. I know my [future] husband deserves a whole person.”

She can launder the upholstery all she wants, and steam clean under the hood, but those kids are gonna be an instant tip-off to the future hubster that at best, he's getting a test-driven demo if not a used car

I think the best he can hope for is a "gently used new to you" car.