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On how difficult it is to understand women....
A friend of mine just retired as a dot com multi millionaire and finally buys his dream house on the beach. Now he has everything that he ever dreamed of (guy is kinda shallow). So he’s walking on his new private beach one morning and he comes across this lamp. So he rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says to him, “I’ve been in that bottle for 500 years. Thanks for letting me out. As a token of my appreciation I’m going to grant you one wish for anything you want.” So my millionaire buddy thinks to himself, “well, I pretty much have everything I’ve ever dreamed of, but I love Europe and I hate flying. “Build me a bridge to Paris”, he says. The genie rolls his eyes, wipes his brow, starts to perspire and says, “Wow! A bridge to Europe, so much to think about, steel, concrete, engineering for over 3000 miles. Is there anything perhaps a little easier that you may want instead?” So my buddy starts to think about it again, finally he says, “ok, make it so that for the rest of my life I will always understand women.” The genie starts to sweat again and after fidgeting for several minutes says, “one lane or two?”.
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