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A West Virginia boy's mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the pigs, and he kicks the pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and
says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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