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More If's
You know your are a surfcaster if...
1. You decorate your Christmas tree with plugs [no hooks!]
2. You named your dog "keepah" and your cat "schoolie"
3. You drink sea water and spit salt
4. You think ideal fishing weather is a N'easter
5. You get caught looking at Plug porn on the internet.
6. You only care about using wood you can cast.
7. You think nothing feels better after a long winter than the spring run.
8. You get caught fondling your new Van Staal.
9. You think happiness is a sleepless night on a cold rock, unhooking big bass, that you never tell anyone about.
10. You bitch about $4.00 a gallon gas but don't flinch at $500.00 in new plugs.
11. You climb into your own bed in the middle of the night and your girlfriend says "who is that."
12. You rather come to S-B.com instead of watching the local news.
13. You think it is better to Hab than to Gibb...
14. Your only criteria when buying a new vehicle is how to carry your rods.
15. Your job is second on the priority list to fishing.
16. Your idea of a good nights rest is a power nap for 30 mins before the alarm goes off.
17. Your idea of drinking and driving is a Dunkin Donuts coffee to keep you awake on the drive home.
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