[lurch]

1. You decorate your Christmas tree with plugs [no hooks!]
2. You named your dog "keepah" and your cat "schoolie"
3. You drink sea water and spit salt
4. You think ideal fishing weather is a N'easter
5. You get caught looking at Plug porn on the internet.
6. You only care about using wood you can cast.
7. You think nothing feels better after a long winter than the spring run.
8. You get caught fondling your new Van Staal.
9. You think happiness is a sleepless night on a cold rock, unhooking big bass, that you never tell anyone about.
10. You bitch about $4.00 a gallon gas but don't flinch at $500.00 in new plugs.
11. You climb into your own bed in the middle of the night and your girlfriend says "who is that."
12. You rather come to S-B.com instead of watching the local news.
13. You think it is better to Hab than to Gibb...
14. Your only criteria when buying a new vehicle is how to carry your rods.
15. Your job is second on the priority list to fishing.
16. Your idea of a good nights rest is a power nap for 30 mins before the alarm goes off.
17. Your idea of drinking and driving is a Dunkin Donuts coffee to keep you awake on the drive home.
18. You have a real good set of excuses lined up on why your car stinks.
19. You wonder how you will resolve work and fishing.
20. Your wife has a pained expression now when you mention spring is near.
21. You promise your wife you will do spring yard work in spring and not try to hide it in July.
22. You won't do certain things because of your serious back pain, arthritic knees, and cranky joints but you will go walk all over Cuttyhunk climbing on rocks to fish.
23. You are actually thinking of using a condom for a non sexual purpose (eel skin).
24. Every pair of pliers you own are made of stainless steel
25. You snow blow your driveway in your waders
26. The only reason you workout at the gym is to prepare for tossing 5oz jigs at the canal and the death march out to squibby
27. You think you are cool when riding a girls bike
28. You know in February what time sunrise is and the exact date of the full and new moons for May, June, September and October....also scheduled the time off from work for these days.
29. You are always watching the fish in your fish tank before during and after a major storm and taking notes
30. You use your lunch time at work to catch up on sleep and to prepare for the upcoming night of fishing
31. You wish someone bottled eel smell and sold it as perfume
32. You are going to send your kid to Mass Maritime so he can provide up to the second fishing reports of the Canal during the fall run