that's better than striping your clothes off in public
i had to do that once
while workin on the golf course
i was cutting this cottonwood tree up - right
and it was hollow and full of stink ants that bite
(of course i did not know that)
suddenly i realized that a thousand of them
went right down my shirt attacking the
killer chainsaw enemy -> ME
and i stripped off my clothes wicked fast i'll tell ya
down to my underwear and was running around all crazy like
these two woman in a golf cart were laughing their asses off
and totally enjoying the show...
best day of golfing they ever had
