That reminds me of the story of three buddies heading out for an early morning fishing trip. The first guy says "In order to go fishing today, I had to promise the wife that I'd mow the lawn and trim the hedges when I get home."
The second guy says "That's nothing, I had to promise to paint the siding, clean the gutters and do the grocery shopping in order to go fishing." The last man says "You guys make me laugh.
My wife TOLD me to go fishing. She encouraged me to go!"
The two other guys asked how this could be. His response was simple: "I rolled over at 3:30 am and nudged her. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "Sex or Fishing?" and she told me to make sure I dressed warmly, it's cold on the water."
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