[Bigcat]

1. He apparently cheated on her multiple times (John Daly’s former wife / teenage girl / etc…)
2. He used to make out with Babe Ruth’s shrine before each Yankee start
3. Couldn’t come up with any other letters in the alphabet to name his kids
4. Used to call her “Skip”
5. Threw her under the bus at the Congressional hearings telling the world not only that she was a drug user but also that she was alone with another man in their bedroom
6. Everytime he gave up more than three runs in the first four innings of a game he would limp off the field with a groin pull
7. He had another man touching his butt (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
8. He made her carry his luggage through the airport
9. He dis-remembered her name one night
10. That he lacked the manhood to take the ball in the 9th inning of the frigging inning clinching World Series in 1986