10 more reasons:
1.) the batteries went dead in her vibrator
2.) she's tired of smelling perfume that she doesn't own
3.) paparazzi are making her miss to many shopping ops
4.) Life suddenly just became too complicated
5.) the long term effects of steroids no longer run deep
6.) Europe is calling... and she likes their accent
7.) she has her cake.....but no longer wants ta eat it too
8.) there's a romantic interest in a girl friend that had the same thing happen to her
9.) she needs a darker tan
10.) she's heard of a new clinic that will take ten years off ya.
