| NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!
 
 A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
 fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
 
 We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
 Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for
 a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office
 & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my
 new blue silk pajamas."
 
 The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
 did exactly what her husband asked.
 
 The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
 good.
 
 The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
 
 He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But
 why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"
 
 
 You'll love the answer...
 
 
 .The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
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