I think the kids who watched war movies over memorial day should be suspended too. Them movies all got guns in them.
Oh yes , and cut off the kids thumb and index fingers too. i saw a few making like they were shooting a pistol by pointing their finger and moving their thumb and saying bang. Can't have them doing that at recess and undoing all the liberal brainwashing we pumped into them all morning!
And finally , we have the punishment movie for the boys who fight at recess. They must watch Broke Back Mountain. That will teach them that there are better things for boys to do together than fighting!!
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