It's just outside The Belmont after 'Big Brown' went from first to worst. The UPS driver was a part owner, lost his shirt on the 7 - 2 odds, passed out and rolled backwards into the ditch.
The guy with the sewing machine was there to sew on NASCAR like UPS patches to the happy winners, but is smiling in relief now that he can just go home.
ok, back to the sauce for me
