This thread is great!!!
First of all, nice job on the cooking attempt redlite...I would have fed it to the cats, then if the "fire meat" didn't kill them, I would have put them in the nukulator. If that would've killed the cats, maybe I would try to put Mikey in the nukulator, next.
I've also heard that intestinal distress (farts) is one of the early warning signs for internal mitobacteriosis.
Happy 4th everybody,
Rick