So I finally decide to take down my Christmas lights this week. I got this neighbor who drives this beatup pickup truck and he's been glaring at me for the last two days. Guy is a nosy one, it was really nice for the last few weeks he wasn't around I think he was on vacation. I pee'd on all his azaleas while he was gone
That'll teach him to rag on my lights
What kind of neighbor spends all his time in a shack besides his house? Makes all kinds of noise and keeps my pet feral cat up all night. I let him go in his yard and lay his doodies. Course those lucky charms marshmallows I been feedin him make it a little runny but hey what are neighbors for?
My cousin backed into some guy at Dunkin Donuts last week. Ripped the whole rear end of the guys truck off. Come to think of it, it kinda looks like my neighbors truck.
Well gotta go, I got to finish digging the hole to plant my last years Christmas tree that I'm settin up in my front yard. Maybe that will give him something to be grumpy about
