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Old 07-21-2008, 06:36 PM   #6
Uncle Matt
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I caught a local sh!thead siphoning gas out of a parked car at a garage in town. He is very well known to us and he was 1 hour and 3 minutes from coming off of three years of probation. He swalled some gas and was coughing and spitting. Instead of arresting him, I let him go home in his own misery. Only to find out he drank a glass of milk thinking that would help and he puked all over the place. Plus he was charged and violated his probation. What a loser....

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