"Okay men, were gonna shoot the pigs in various places on thier bodies to simulate field wounds you might encounter"
'Sgt. Smith you may commence firing" "Yes Sir"
bang bang bang!!! Oink squeal squeal
Sir exercise is finished, three pigs did not make it though the medics did all they could but the other 7 will be alright, the men did a fine job and this will make our people in the field have a better chance to survive if hit"
"Very Good Sgt. Smith you may dismiss the men from the exercise after debriefing" Oh, and by the way, what was the dispostion of the pigs that didn't make it"?
"OH, ah yes sir, they are being sent to your compound for the battalion LUAU just as you ordered, all head shots just as you asked"!
"Very well Sgt. Smith, carry on, this is Hawaii you know, must not break tradition"
"Yes sir will do"
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