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		 HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH 
 
 
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.  
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.  
3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to bathroom.  
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand  on top, so cat cannot escape.  
 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)  
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is  quite  effective.  
 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as  
possible and quickly lift both lids.  
 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he  
will air dry.  
  
             Sincerely,  
              The Dog 
		
		
		
		
		
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