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Look at that poor worm! Hopefully our school system's "Just say No to Drugs and Eels" program and a strong religious upbringing will save him from the wickedness of his father so that he may grow up to be a fine young plug fisherman and a credit to his community. I'll pray for him, posthaste, and maybe contact the nearest Mother's Against Bait Fisherman office to see if they can help.
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