when I was in art school a kid was sitting on a stool... dont ask me how.. but somehow he shot the same staple that bruce was using through his scrotum and into the stool.... basically stapling his balls to the stool. The funny thing about this event was that it didnt hurt him in the slightest.. hes balls were fine and untouched. I think they used a pair of needlenosed plyers and yanked the sucker out....
Then to add isult to injury the dr. 'busted his balls' so to speak and told him that the wound was so bad that he would need to staple it as opposed to stiches...
he was only kidding..