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vineyardblues · 08-01-2008, 03:03 PM

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies,"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."

"Three knots?" he asks. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?"

She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back

08-01-2008, 03:03 PM	#1
vineyardblues Registered User iTrader: (0) Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,594	Sailor Joke An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies,"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots." "Three knots?" he asks. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back