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Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman
 Clean livin...that is why good stuff like that happens to you.
Tomorrow, I expect to here a Penthouse Forum-like description on what happened when you went over to to check up on the girls. |
Well, Jim, on point #1 I prefer to think of it as karma
And on point #2, well...to tell you the truth, I'm just an old porch dog and my bark is considerably worse than my bite. I'm also pretty cautious about just how long and how loud I bark, and who may be within earshot to...uh...misinterpret it, if you get my drift.
I
really don't want to find myself sitting at a table with a guy standing next to me saying, "Your Honor, my client strenuously objects to the forced sale of his collection of fishing equipment as part of this settlement and denies any wrongdoing on his part!"
You know, an old fool and his accumulated net worth are soon parted.
However, I do maintain my right to continue as an avid devotee of...I dunno, birdwatching I guess. Strictly scientific interest, of course.
Gaaaahahaha
OMG, I just thought of another incident - nope, not now, I'll save it for another time - like maybe this winter when we could all use a good laugh.
It
must be karma
